Sunday, October 26, 2008 . 10/26/2008 10:06:00 AM
THE BLOGGING BUG HAS TOTALLY GOTTEN 2 me!!
the 1st url i type whenever i touch the com is blogger!
i cn type e url wivout lookin!
wiv my eyes close!
DAT is such a feat k!
considerin e fact dat im a reli bad typer...
neh fail 2 hav typos in every sentence.
shows how much effort i nida put in in order 2 type every post kaez:D
anyways.
im juz clearin fotos frm my fone n stuff.
so its juz dumping of fotos k...
RANDOMINISCENCE!
loove dat word..
COPYRIGHT de!
since its e aft exams period.
i hav so much tym on my hands!
dat is y i started roaming places ard my gramps.
places dat hav been so clz budden i neh explored.
amazingly i found out sum pretty interesting stuff!
next tym u chance upon a smelly fish store.
dun juz walk pass k..
take a quick stroll inside!
u may neh noe wad u may c!!
the 1st url i type whenever i touch the com is blogger!
i cn type e url wivout lookin!
wiv my eyes close!
DAT is such a feat k!
considerin e fact dat im a reli bad typer...
neh fail 2 hav typos in every sentence.
shows how much effort i nida put in in order 2 type every post kaez:D
anyways.
im juz clearin fotos frm my fone n stuff.
so its juz dumping of fotos k...
RANDOMINISCENCE!
loove dat word..
COPYRIGHT de!
since its e aft exams period.
i hav so much tym on my hands!
dat is y i started roaming places ard my gramps.
places dat hav been so clz budden i neh explored.
amazingly i found out sum pretty interesting stuff!
next tym u chance upon a smelly fish store.
dun juz walk pass k..
take a quick stroll inside!
u may neh noe wad u may c!!
e focus in tis foto is nt e fish dat looks lyk it has panda eyes.
its juz dat i duno how 2 make use of e powerful functions in my fone..
resulting in objects 2 fuse.
take notice of e fish!
c e number on its body!
its juz dat i duno how 2 make use of e powerful functions in my fone..
resulting in objects 2 fuse.
take notice of e fish!
c e number on its body!
picture perfecto!
so nice!:D
hu took e foto huh??:D
these fishes r called e "4D fishes"
suppose 2 giv u e numbers 2 buy i guess..
no idea how dey determin e order or wich number 2 take.
mayb dey throw in food n c wich fishes eat e food 1st!
or e fish dat shits 1st 4 the day!
sth liddat.
diff ways 2 read so dat diff ppl get diff numbers ryt?
oso duno whether dey were born wiv it naturally or did e aunty painted it on em, noein dat old ppl love buyin 4D and toto oh-so-much!
dint dare 2 ask e aunty...
i juz hav a phobia 4 old ladies k!
had quite a few bad experiences wiv em..
besides.
dat aunty did nt look quite please wiv me either..
snapping here n dere...
i will find out 4 myself!
cn do wivout e aunty!
yupyup!
u noe.
wen i was younger.
i totally hated century eggs!
it was nt until i went shanghai.
n 1 of my aunts dere forced me 2 try tis dish dat was mainly made up of century egg..
GOSH!
ever since den
i muz eat porridge wiv century egg!
juz plain porridge n century eggs n i cn b so happy wen eatin!:D
im such a cheap gf 2 have ryt?
juz porridge n century can please me alr.
dunit all dose expensive chocolates n 99 roses..
dose stuff r so typical...nt unique..
juz get me e bez bowl of porridge n nice nice century egg n i will LOVE LOVE u MUCH MUCH alr!:D
budden i haven seen century egg b4 it is chopped up and thrown in2 e porridge!
dat was until yesterday!
YES!
i saw century egg in its original state!
TA TA TA DA!!!!
wads dat thingum on e egg ah?
it smells kinda funny budden it gives e egg dat special century egg smell...
reli smells lyk its a century old?
y is e century egg called a century egg in e 1st place?
aft rubbing off all e yellow stuff..
u get a puny lil white egg..
wich is apparently e chicken egg ryt?
but it look exceptionally small!
plucking off e shell was quite a torture coz e smell was empowering!
gosh!
off goes e shell n u got
E CENTURY EGG!
nt in such a weird shape tho.
meant 2 b a full nice smooth egg.
but considering e fact dat im such a horrible plucker.
resulting in part of e egg black 2 b gone..
yepyep...
it cn b eaten juz liddat!
chop it up.
cut sum fried dough.ying3 zha2 kueh4.
viola! dere is my deeeelicious breakfast!
MAMAMIA!
looks gd huh?
taste gd 2!:D
MAMAMIA!
looks gd huh?
taste gd 2!:D
NEH NEH NI PUH PUH!!
u wun b able 2 taste it!:D
tokin abt my fav things..
i hav another thing on my list!
lyk of course ryt..
dat list is made of things dat i lyk..
my "things dat i lyk" list:D
my fwen veronica aka dino gave me a surprise on wed!
whooppee!!
dun u juz lyk surprises?
*JUMPS UP N DOWN*
SURPRISES!
on wed aft sch.
met her at city hall mrt.
wich is e v 1st tym we met oso...
bring back such memories..
awww..
n she made me carry tis red bag coz her legs were 2 short n her hands 2 long dat is y e bag will drag along e floor...
TEEHEE:D
e chain of events is 4 us 2 noe only...:D
nw e surprise!!
u wun b able 2 taste it!:D
tokin abt my fav things..
i hav another thing on my list!
lyk of course ryt..
dat list is made of things dat i lyk..
my "things dat i lyk" list:D
my fwen veronica aka dino gave me a surprise on wed!
whooppee!!
dun u juz lyk surprises?
*JUMPS UP N DOWN*
SURPRISES!
on wed aft sch.
met her at city hall mrt.
wich is e v 1st tym we met oso...
bring back such memories..
awww..
n she made me carry tis red bag coz her legs were 2 short n her hands 2 long dat is y e bag will drag along e floor...
TEEHEE:D
e chain of events is 4 us 2 noe only...:D
nw e surprise!!
wad cud it b?in e long red bag??
hmmm...
lets take a peek0_-...
AH AH AH !!!
*catches breath*
ITS A SUNFLOWER!!!
nice nice!
i lyk e sunflower word!!
den wad do u do wen u get a nice nice sunflower??
of course its take nice nice fotos wiv it!!
DUH!!!
camwhore!!!
sunflower oh sunflower...
i love u so...
i shall name u sunny!
SUNNY!
u r such a dear!!!
i love u so...
i shall name u sunny!
SUNNY!
u r such a dear!!!
i cant keep my eyes off EEEUUUU>>>EEUUU PRETTY LIL THING!!
SUNNY!!!
SUNNY MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
its rhymes!:D
its rhymes!:D
2 of my fav things!:D
these small lil things cn make me feel so loved alr..
awww:D
sum of u guys haven seen me in specs b4 ryt?
juz got new specs?
teehee:D
do i look nerd in em??
tis is my fav!its lyk blurred..
accidentally.
but prettaye:D
it shall b my fone wall paper.
com wall paper.
room wall paper.
file cover.
t-short design.
so nice so nice:D
okkiez...will blog soon soon!
and 2 all e fwens hu r leavin 4 china!
dun miss me 2 much k!
i will miss u all lots!
muz brin lotsa clothin n keep urselves warm n cosy!
dun fall sick.
takkair of ur hot bods!!
SLEEPOVER SOON YA???
lovesloves!
toodlesXOXO
accidentally.
but prettaye:D
it shall b my fone wall paper.
com wall paper.
room wall paper.
file cover.
t-short design.
so nice so nice:D
okkiez...will blog soon soon!
and 2 all e fwens hu r leavin 4 china!
dun miss me 2 much k!
i will miss u all lots!
muz brin lotsa clothin n keep urselves warm n cosy!
dun fall sick.
takkair of ur hot bods!!
SLEEPOVER SOON YA???
lovesloves!
toodlesXOXO
Saturday, October 25, 2008 . 10/25/2008 04:29:00 PM
IM BACK 2 UPDATE ON YESTERMORN'S BB MATCH!
although we were up against 1 of the STRONGEST teams
but every1 did reli well!
we managed 2 beat 2 outa 3 of our opponenents.
almoz makin it 2 e finals..
anyways.
jelly gd!valerie.steph.amanda.yeephon.huijun.shirlynn.zhiyi.zexin.and ME:D
back 2 e point.im suppose 2 finish up e prev prev post i think..
c! i mean wad i say! wen i said i will b back!
i sure came back!
i think we reached kallang leisurepark alr ryt?
anyways.
lets juz jump dere k.
so we had lunch.
wich half e grp copied me n eat baked rice.
TSKTSK!
so nt original!
dere aft.
we went 2 bowl!
5.MAKE SURE U NOE WHAT UR SHOE SIZE IS B4 CONFIDENTLY TELLING E UNCLE.
WALK AWAY.
AND EMBARRASSINGLY WALK BACK TO CHANGE SIZE.
MAKE THAT A GRP OF 8 PPL HU DID DAT!
coz all of us thot dat we were normal women hu wore standard size of 7.
so we all happily shouted 7 one by one.
wen we got our shoes n scuttered 2 our lane.
2 our AMAZEMENT.
it was far 2 big.
so we scuttered back and asked 4 size 6 one by one..
i think e uncle was pretty patient.
(nice uncle!:))
n gave us our shoes!
i guess he had no choice since we all looked lyk we were rich brats dat cud afford many games of bowling.
he wudnt want 2 lose valuable customers lyk us!
TEEHEE:D
we only play 2 games in e end.
nt alot.
actually.
its ALOT considering e fact dat dere were 10 of us!
it was friggin hilarious.
how u see e diff ppl come up wiv weird postures n throwing styles juz 2 get e moz no. of pins down!
will put in pix wen cheryl saves her com!
heard dat it dieded.
anyways...
i got 1 pic!
coz i was e only 1 dat managed 2 get a 3 digit score!
MEMEMEME!!:D
see e the row of "I"
dats me!
pro ryt?
e 1st round i think i was e bottom of e list.
n wad happened in e next round?
im juz unpredictable.
or shud i say.
im GD at bowling:D
dere aft.jx and bra.yt.co.pt. wanted 2 go icesk8!
and i was immediately
COUNT ME OUT!
it was 4 e sake of my poor knees k!
dowan 2 go back wiv knees dat look lyk dose of dalmations.
spots here n dere n everywhr..
so i dragged wy.jl.jy.yz to the arcade wiv me
6. EVEN IF ITS E SMALLEST ARCADE U EVER SEEN
SO LONG S U R WIV FWENS.
U CN SPEND 4EVER IN IT!
ok.mayb 4 ever is a lil exxaggerated.
but a few hrs is absolutely alright k!
7. DUN TRY 2 SNEAK IN2 E ARCADE WIV ANY PART OF UR SCH UNI ON.
at 1st i thot it was a secluded arcade so it was gna b fine.
hu new dat e evil looking aunty wud charge towards us.
open her arms wide.
n chased us out
YOU CAN NOT COME IN IN SCHOOL UNIFORMS
PFFFTTTT
*in chinese*
8. GERS FRM GERS SCH!
MUZ B MRE AWARE OF UR BEHAVIOUR OUTSIDE COZ DERE R PPL OF E OPPO SEX!
i reli wanted 2 juz take off my skirt ryt dere n den at e entrance of e arcade
luckily i had june
"aye. i think we shud go 2 e toilet coz dere r lyk guys lookin"
dun giv e guys free show 2 watch k!
muz go in2 e female toilet and change out.
glam-ly...
finally...
we cud enter...
4 outa 5 of us were takin part in e interclass bb so we decided 2 prac!
c how devoted we r 2 our class!
or mre lyk we were sore losers n dint wna end up lookin lyk 1 of dose bimbos dat cant catch balls and shoot hoops!
wich we r so nt!
how e game went?
u guys will neh noe:D
den we tried another game wich i suggested!
totally in love wiv it.
its 1 of my MUZ PLAY.
coming aft HOUSE OF E DEAD 4!
muz try dat game.
its so fun n exciting.
budden if u r nt gd den..
its a diff story...
can identify wad game tis is?
its e crazy pressing game wich i duno wad its real name.
budden its a awesome game 4 any1 of any age!
juz watch e demos n u cn play lyk a pro.
n u cn find out wich r dose dat r gr8 at e eye-hand coordination n dose hu juz arent so gr8..
points at jiayi!
teehee.
wanyi is fabulous at it!
shes juz so calm n pressing e buttons ever so perfectly!
i dun believe u so long neh go arcade?
u bluff us izit?
skully u go dere n play e game everyday aft sch!
how do we noe?:D
ohoh! before dat we oso raced daytona.
and i got DEFEATED BY JUNE!!!
oh gosh!
i cud win e guys dat were such a pro at all e drifting n stuff but i lost 2 her!:/
its ok:D
i led e 8 laps tho.
she juz drove past me in e laz 10 sec or so.
GD JOB JUNE!
NOW U R SO DEAD!
den its off 2 e para para!
its only e hands dancing de.
nt s fun s e dance dance revolution coz its so easy 2 get in2 e top score board!
we managed 2 pass all e levels and get a grade A!!!
hi-5s!:D
watchin u guys play...
i cn ZZZ...
u juz flap ur arms n punch here n dere...
teehee:D
n 2 finish off all e spare coins...
we tried tis game dat was reli new 2 any of us..
its was juz grabbing plastic balls.
u noe dose dat u will c in a ball pit or dose places wich r lyk obstacle course n u cud climb here n dere n dere r lyk coloured balls everywhr?
yeah.
dose kind.
juz smaller.
n we were suppose 2 throw it against a enlarged touch screen.
and different levels hav different goals.
dere was 1 dat was reli cute.
we were suppose 2 throw at e flasher whenever he flashes.
HILARIOUS!
and guess wad.
we hit e top score board 3 outa 3 tyms!
how kewl is dat??
its pretty irritating coz e fone makes my voice sound 2 octaves higher den it shud
makin me sound lyk sum crow..
eeyer...
and if u were observant.
placing 1.3 and 5 were all ours..
and the 5th placing's name spelling was all screwed coz it was entered by urs truly.
dey had a tym limit n e name was so long..
had no idea how june did it so perfectly...
8. WAD EVER U DO.
DO IT CALMLY N MAKE FULL USE OF EVERY MIN
U WILL REALISE DAT ITS MUCH BETA DEN FREAKING OUT
aft spending lotsa money..
we left e arcade..
outside was juz e cinema
n e ever crazy fan of HSM-june
wanted 2 get a foto of e crew..
she got a photo wiv e crew n wanted a foto of e two standing up capboards but e thing is dat dey were standing juz outside e door of e cinema
wich was a few steps up.
n was cordoned off.
n was guarded by a v fierce old uncle..
9. SMILING AND BEING POLITE TO AN OLD UNCLE WUN BENEFIT U IN ANY WAY...
i was smiling n asking politely whether i cud juz get a simple foto of e 2 cupboard cut outs budden he was stern n refused..
so i had 2 push my fone's camera's zoom 2 e max..
raise e camera real high..
try 2 overcome e shaking of my hands and get a nice foto...
tryin 2 capture it fast so dat e uncle wun catch us..
or mre lyk e uncle wun get caught in e foto oso!
TADA!
if e uncle was nice.
i bet i cud make em look so real!
nw zac looks so FLAT!
anyways..
its a gd effort ryt?:D
yupyup:D
dat pretty much sums up e 1st day of KEOYs!
aft dat was juz a long busride home wiv june...
GOSSIP GOSSIP!!
teehee...
although we were up against 1 of the STRONGEST teams
but every1 did reli well!
we managed 2 beat 2 outa 3 of our opponenents.
almoz makin it 2 e finals..
anyways.
jelly gd!valerie.steph.amanda.yeephon.huijun.shirlynn.zhiyi.zexin.and ME:D
back 2 e point.im suppose 2 finish up e prev prev post i think..
c! i mean wad i say! wen i said i will b back!
i sure came back!
i think we reached kallang leisurepark alr ryt?
anyways.
lets juz jump dere k.
so we had lunch.
wich half e grp copied me n eat baked rice.
TSKTSK!
so nt original!
dere aft.
we went 2 bowl!
5.MAKE SURE U NOE WHAT UR SHOE SIZE IS B4 CONFIDENTLY TELLING E UNCLE.
WALK AWAY.
AND EMBARRASSINGLY WALK BACK TO CHANGE SIZE.
MAKE THAT A GRP OF 8 PPL HU DID DAT!
coz all of us thot dat we were normal women hu wore standard size of 7.
so we all happily shouted 7 one by one.
wen we got our shoes n scuttered 2 our lane.
2 our AMAZEMENT.
it was far 2 big.
so we scuttered back and asked 4 size 6 one by one..
i think e uncle was pretty patient.
(nice uncle!:))
n gave us our shoes!
i guess he had no choice since we all looked lyk we were rich brats dat cud afford many games of bowling.
he wudnt want 2 lose valuable customers lyk us!
TEEHEE:D
we only play 2 games in e end.
nt alot.
actually.
its ALOT considering e fact dat dere were 10 of us!
it was friggin hilarious.
how u see e diff ppl come up wiv weird postures n throwing styles juz 2 get e moz no. of pins down!
will put in pix wen cheryl saves her com!
heard dat it dieded.
anyways...
i got 1 pic!
coz i was e only 1 dat managed 2 get a 3 digit score!
MEMEMEME!!:D
see e the row of "I"
dats me!
pro ryt?
e 1st round i think i was e bottom of e list.
n wad happened in e next round?
im juz unpredictable.
or shud i say.
im GD at bowling:D
dere aft.jx and bra.yt.co.pt. wanted 2 go icesk8!
and i was immediately
COUNT ME OUT!
it was 4 e sake of my poor knees k!
dowan 2 go back wiv knees dat look lyk dose of dalmations.
spots here n dere n everywhr..
so i dragged wy.jl.jy.yz to the arcade wiv me
6. EVEN IF ITS E SMALLEST ARCADE U EVER SEEN
SO LONG S U R WIV FWENS.
U CN SPEND 4EVER IN IT!
ok.mayb 4 ever is a lil exxaggerated.
but a few hrs is absolutely alright k!
7. DUN TRY 2 SNEAK IN2 E ARCADE WIV ANY PART OF UR SCH UNI ON.
at 1st i thot it was a secluded arcade so it was gna b fine.
hu new dat e evil looking aunty wud charge towards us.
open her arms wide.
n chased us out
YOU CAN NOT COME IN IN SCHOOL UNIFORMS
PFFFTTTT
*in chinese*
8. GERS FRM GERS SCH!
MUZ B MRE AWARE OF UR BEHAVIOUR OUTSIDE COZ DERE R PPL OF E OPPO SEX!
i reli wanted 2 juz take off my skirt ryt dere n den at e entrance of e arcade
luckily i had june
"aye. i think we shud go 2 e toilet coz dere r lyk guys lookin"
dun giv e guys free show 2 watch k!
muz go in2 e female toilet and change out.
glam-ly...
finally...
we cud enter...
4 outa 5 of us were takin part in e interclass bb so we decided 2 prac!
c how devoted we r 2 our class!
or mre lyk we were sore losers n dint wna end up lookin lyk 1 of dose bimbos dat cant catch balls and shoot hoops!
wich we r so nt!
how e game went?
u guys will neh noe:D
den we tried another game wich i suggested!
totally in love wiv it.
its 1 of my MUZ PLAY.
coming aft HOUSE OF E DEAD 4!
muz try dat game.
its so fun n exciting.
budden if u r nt gd den..
its a diff story...
can identify wad game tis is?
its e crazy pressing game wich i duno wad its real name.
budden its a awesome game 4 any1 of any age!
juz watch e demos n u cn play lyk a pro.
n u cn find out wich r dose dat r gr8 at e eye-hand coordination n dose hu juz arent so gr8..
points at jiayi!
teehee.
wanyi is fabulous at it!
shes juz so calm n pressing e buttons ever so perfectly!
i dun believe u so long neh go arcade?
u bluff us izit?
skully u go dere n play e game everyday aft sch!
how do we noe?:D
ohoh! before dat we oso raced daytona.
and i got DEFEATED BY JUNE!!!
oh gosh!
i cud win e guys dat were such a pro at all e drifting n stuff but i lost 2 her!:/
its ok:D
i led e 8 laps tho.
she juz drove past me in e laz 10 sec or so.
GD JOB JUNE!
NOW U R SO DEAD!
den its off 2 e para para!
its only e hands dancing de.
nt s fun s e dance dance revolution coz its so easy 2 get in2 e top score board!
we managed 2 pass all e levels and get a grade A!!!
hi-5s!:D
watchin u guys play...i cn ZZZ...
u juz flap ur arms n punch here n dere...
teehee:D
n 2 finish off all e spare coins...
we tried tis game dat was reli new 2 any of us..
its was juz grabbing plastic balls.
u noe dose dat u will c in a ball pit or dose places wich r lyk obstacle course n u cud climb here n dere n dere r lyk coloured balls everywhr?
yeah.
dose kind.
juz smaller.
n we were suppose 2 throw it against a enlarged touch screen.
and different levels hav different goals.
dere was 1 dat was reli cute.
we were suppose 2 throw at e flasher whenever he flashes.
HILARIOUS!
and guess wad.
we hit e top score board 3 outa 3 tyms!
how kewl is dat??
its pretty irritating coz e fone makes my voice sound 2 octaves higher den it shud
makin me sound lyk sum crow..
eeyer...
and if u were observant.
placing 1.3 and 5 were all ours..
and the 5th placing's name spelling was all screwed coz it was entered by urs truly.
dey had a tym limit n e name was so long..
had no idea how june did it so perfectly...
8. WAD EVER U DO.
DO IT CALMLY N MAKE FULL USE OF EVERY MIN
U WILL REALISE DAT ITS MUCH BETA DEN FREAKING OUT
aft spending lotsa money..
we left e arcade..
outside was juz e cinema
n e ever crazy fan of HSM-june
wanted 2 get a foto of e crew..
she got a photo wiv e crew n wanted a foto of e two standing up capboards but e thing is dat dey were standing juz outside e door of e cinema
wich was a few steps up.
n was cordoned off.
n was guarded by a v fierce old uncle..
9. SMILING AND BEING POLITE TO AN OLD UNCLE WUN BENEFIT U IN ANY WAY...
i was smiling n asking politely whether i cud juz get a simple foto of e 2 cupboard cut outs budden he was stern n refused..
so i had 2 push my fone's camera's zoom 2 e max..
raise e camera real high..
try 2 overcome e shaking of my hands and get a nice foto...
tryin 2 capture it fast so dat e uncle wun catch us..
or mre lyk e uncle wun get caught in e foto oso!
TADA!
if e uncle was nice.
i bet i cud make em look so real!
nw zac looks so FLAT!
anyways..
its a gd effort ryt?:D
yupyup:D
dat pretty much sums up e 1st day of KEOYs!
aft dat was juz a long busride home wiv june...
GOSSIP GOSSIP!!
teehee...
Thursday, October 23, 2008 . 10/23/2008 09:59:00 PM
INTERCLASS BB TMR!!
and e oh-so-smart me strained by back during trng tdy..
wen doin fan1 gang1 ling2,
1 of e fancy names 4 my exercises:D
DANG!!:((
hopefully e lucky chap wud b able 2 make it thru..
eyes.toes.fingers croXXed..
and e oh-so-smart me strained by back during trng tdy..
wen doin fan1 gang1 ling2,
1 of e fancy names 4 my exercises:D
DANG!!:((
hopefully e lucky chap wud b able 2 make it thru..
eyes.toes.fingers croXXed..
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 . 10/15/2008 11:19:00 PM
我回来了！
有没有想念我？
我知道你们是不会承认的！
anyways.我今天好好开心喔！
有很多话要说。
有很多字要打。
有很多爱要分。
有很多时间要花。
我也不知道我再打什么字。看不懂。
哎呀！我现在是开心到要手足舞蹈。蹦蹦跳跳了！
我用成语呢！； D
是什么时候学的啊？
我借不下去了。
喂！打字也会打错！写！
ok..we will so totally have e speak chinese campaign!
sum1 will b oh so excited...0_0
YES :D
okkaye.back on track.
ITS THE LAZ PPR DOWN!
i do mean the last of the year
lyk no mre touching ppr n pen!
no mre!
!no mre writing!
LALALALALA
i feel the colours coming back..
juz feeling oh so gd...
and e 1st day of freedom...
n i hav gone all insane!!
Aren't the colours already back?
(pokes at the rashes)
KEOYS DAY 1!
ps..keoys-kill end of year stress
we are off 2 KALLANG!
meant 2 b a class outing.
budden its a pathetic 10!
"but at least got me!"says phearsa.
"makes it all dat beta!" says habibah..
*full of sarcasm*
;_; Oi oi! I was being nice okay :)
i cn tell u its such a fruitful day coz i learn t sooooo many things!
n i shall be NICE lyk always :D 2 share wiv u!
*points up* Nice meh ;_;
here goes...
1. DON'T EVER GLUB DOWN A CARTON OF FRUIT JUICE LYK ITS WATER
coz its obviously nt!fruits being the oh-so-healthy thingums.
r full of fibre n whatnots..
drinking a carton of them in lyk 30 min is nt wise at all!
*nods nods*
no1 ever told me dat!
i dint noe a overdosage od fibre wud hav effects!
Oi oi...the drink where got fibre? -.- It's liquid for my goodness sake!
e worst case i have ever faced was drinking 5 vitagens at a go!
coz i wanted 2 try all flavours!
conclusion:
peach is my FAV!
anyways.
i juz felt funny.
let out mre gas den usual.
nt dat i let out alot of gas usually.
n THE END...
budden wen i glubbed down 1.5litres.
w8.
1 carton liddat is 1.5 litres izit?
anyways.
wen it went down my gullet..
nth much happened..
it was abt 4-5 hrs l8r..
i totally started havin e runs...
literally.
everything was running!
i was running to and fro.
the toilet ppr was running all over the floor.
and my lunch n dinner were running out oso!
GOSH!
it felt totally terrible.
i hope giving birth doesnt hurt any worst den tis.
its hell!
its lyk deres a tsunami hitting stomachland.
everything was nt whr it was suppose 2 b.
everything was chaotic!!
i juz felt e churning n e churning..
poor stomachland ppl...
lyk my baked rice wiv pork.
dat was nice!
n the chicken pie...
n the WEIRDEST thing is dat i will only feel that wen i stand!
and once i run all the way 2 e toilet..
*itemediate steps*
and sit on the toilet bowl.
everything goes away.
i feel fine:D
and the delighted me thot i was alright.
wen i barely made out of the toilet.
the tsunami strikes agn!
Interesting effect. -scribbles it down in the medical journal-
so i tried another position!
i shall SQUAT on the toilet bowl!
apparently it kinda worked budden it was reli awkward.
balancing was a huge prob!
cant imagine dose acrobats walkin on wires wiv umbrellas or sth liddat!
i dint find em dat amazing den.
but now im lyk...HOW IN E WORLD DID U DO DAT?
i miss the squats all of a sudden.
neh fancied em ever since the toilet bowl made an appearance.
but i guess dey still exist 4 a reason:D
Squat ones nicer okay!
so juz dun b stupid k.
muz take in small amts.
if nt u will pay.
BIG TIME!!
2.DON"T STAND ARD A LADY DAT IS SITTED DOWN N IS WEARING A POKER DOTTED DRESS WIV HUGE SUNGLASSES AND BANGS
its juz incident #1 of the day.i juz entered e reli crowded 171. had 2 stand of course.
coz no1 was nice enuff 2 let deir seat 2 e old lady here.
anyways.
was juz stading nex 2 phearsa.
n i barely stareted tokin..
e lady dat is sitted down n wearing a poker dotted dress wiv huge sunglassed and bangs (wah. dats a reli long name 4 her huh?:D) looks up at me.
dose shiny sunglasses of hers.
sparkles in the sunlight.
she raises her index finger wich had a manicured red fingernail on it.
(e manicure is e nicest thing i lyk abt her i guess)
put dat finger 2 her lips and goes.
SSSSHHHHHHHH!!
being the oh-so-demure ger.
-chokes-
i actually APOLOGISED n SHUDDUP!
4 a min or 2!
b4 i complained 2 my buddies!
n being e oh-so-nice buddies.
dey ssshhh-ed me up oso!!
THX ALOT!
0 :) I didn't
but well.dey offered me e seat next 2 e pretty hot guy *smiles smiles*
claiming dat lazy bones shud sit!
It's old bones! And who was the one who sat down last?
u guys juz dun dare 2 sit next 2 a guy ryt?
shame on u!
so i shall help myself:D
wich brings me on2 my 3rd pt...
3.GENTLEMEN MAYBE HOT BUT HOT GUYS MAY NT NECESSARILY BE GENTLEMEN!
izit v weird 4 a ger hu is a total stranger 2 sit next 2 a guy dat is a total stranger?
ello?
wad century izit alr?
u still havin e 男女说说不清 thingum?
i have a reli bad feeling dat i got dat rong...
e chi proverb!
-smacks head- 男女授受不亲！
（I think)
buts is so normal.
budden he has 2 be all weird.
putting his hand on the ledge and resting his head on it.
pretending dat hes aslp.
wen hes totally checkin me out!
teehee.
im a ass wiv a high self esteem.
juz ignore me.
want to ignore also cannot (High frequency)
anyways.
he has 2 so pretend!
den e scenery outside is so appealing 2 him all of a sudden.
dun even wna look at me!
ur loss:D
TSK TSK TSK
so we had this "awkward" busride tgth 4 abt a full 30 min b4 he got of at orchard.
wen he was abt 2 pick up his bag.
den did i realise dat i was sitting on his bag strap all along.
wich has tis huge buckle on it!
noeing if i dun move my small ass..ahah..small..ahem
he wudnt be able 2 get up n grab his bag.
so i moved.
so he swung his bag on his shoulder oh-so-kewly
brush pass me.
n left.
WEI!
cant u say excuse me or sry?
n y dint u say anth wen i sat on ur bag strap?
btw.
the buckle which i sat on 4 the full 30min made my ass hurt so bad can!
poor butt:(
And I thought you learnt the lesson of taking care of your butt the other time after training.
if u werent so weird n weirder.
i wud have totally asked 4 ur number!:D
4. MAKE SURE U R GETTING OFF AT E NEXT STOP B4 PRESSING THE STOP BUTTON.TWICE.
we were making our way 2 leisurepark.
n being the od-so-ulu place.
we were pretty lost.
budden we dint wna ask.
coz we r street smart:D
so wen we saw e indoor stadium.
we went all frantic n fought 2 press e stop button.
all eager 2 get off e bus..
OI OI. Cheryl said it was that stop! And i was the only frantic one who pressed the button -.-
SHYT!NT TIS STOP!
exclaims sum1
Edit: Cheryl
*a guy stands up and walks towards e exit*
AH!I WAS PRESSING THE BUTTON 4 E GUY!
Edit: ME (Cheryl's fault! XD)
thx 2 dat guy hu got off at dat stop.
u saved us frm a few mre secs of humiliation and embarrassment...
我累了！
可是还没打打到焦点！
用词不当！重点！
不用紧！
不怕不怕！
我们还能怕什么，除了超声波之外？
我明天再继续！
好戏在后头呢！
晚安!
睡紧！
甜梦！
不要让床虫咬！
喂喂!你在直接翻译吗？
XOXO
我也可以接班啊！；）
有没有想念我？
我知道你们是不会承认的！
anyways.我今天好好开心喔！
有很多话要说。
有很多字要打。
有很多爱要分。
有很多时间要花。
我也不知道我再打什么字。看不懂。
哎呀！我现在是开心到要手足舞蹈。蹦蹦跳跳了！
我用成语呢！； D
是什么时候学的啊？
我借不下去了。
喂！打字也会打错！写！
ok..we will so totally have e speak chinese campaign!
sum1 will b oh so excited...0_0
YES :D
okkaye.back on track.
ITS THE LAZ PPR DOWN!
i do mean the last of the year
lyk no mre touching ppr n pen!
no mre!
!no mre writing!
LALALALALA
i feel the colours coming back..
juz feeling oh so gd...
and e 1st day of freedom...
n i hav gone all insane!!
Aren't the colours already back?
(pokes at the rashes)
KEOYS DAY 1!
ps..keoys-kill end of year stress
we are off 2 KALLANG!
meant 2 b a class outing.
budden its a pathetic 10!
"but at least got me!"says phearsa.
"makes it all dat beta!" says habibah..
*full of sarcasm*
;_; Oi oi! I was being nice okay :)
i cn tell u its such a fruitful day coz i learn t sooooo many things!
n i shall be NICE lyk always :D 2 share wiv u!
*points up* Nice meh ;_;
here goes...
1. DON'T EVER GLUB DOWN A CARTON OF FRUIT JUICE LYK ITS WATER
coz its obviously nt!fruits being the oh-so-healthy thingums.
r full of fibre n whatnots..
drinking a carton of them in lyk 30 min is nt wise at all!
*nods nods*
no1 ever told me dat!
i dint noe a overdosage od fibre wud hav effects!
Oi oi...the drink where got fibre? -.- It's liquid for my goodness sake!
e worst case i have ever faced was drinking 5 vitagens at a go!
coz i wanted 2 try all flavours!
conclusion:
peach is my FAV!
anyways.
i juz felt funny.
let out mre gas den usual.
nt dat i let out alot of gas usually.
n THE END...
budden wen i glubbed down 1.5litres.
w8.
1 carton liddat is 1.5 litres izit?
anyways.
wen it went down my gullet..
nth much happened..
it was abt 4-5 hrs l8r..
i totally started havin e runs...
literally.
everything was running!
i was running to and fro.
the toilet ppr was running all over the floor.
and my lunch n dinner were running out oso!
GOSH!
it felt totally terrible.
i hope giving birth doesnt hurt any worst den tis.
its hell!
its lyk deres a tsunami hitting stomachland.
everything was nt whr it was suppose 2 b.
everything was chaotic!!
i juz felt e churning n e churning..
poor stomachland ppl...
lyk my baked rice wiv pork.
dat was nice!
n the chicken pie...
n the WEIRDEST thing is dat i will only feel that wen i stand!
and once i run all the way 2 e toilet..
*itemediate steps*
and sit on the toilet bowl.
everything goes away.
i feel fine:D
and the delighted me thot i was alright.
wen i barely made out of the toilet.
the tsunami strikes agn!
Interesting effect. -scribbles it down in the medical journal-
so i tried another position!
i shall SQUAT on the toilet bowl!
apparently it kinda worked budden it was reli awkward.
balancing was a huge prob!
cant imagine dose acrobats walkin on wires wiv umbrellas or sth liddat!
i dint find em dat amazing den.
but now im lyk...HOW IN E WORLD DID U DO DAT?
i miss the squats all of a sudden.
neh fancied em ever since the toilet bowl made an appearance.
but i guess dey still exist 4 a reason:D
Squat ones nicer okay!
so juz dun b stupid k.
muz take in small amts.
if nt u will pay.
BIG TIME!!
2.DON"T STAND ARD A LADY DAT IS SITTED DOWN N IS WEARING A POKER DOTTED DRESS WIV HUGE SUNGLASSES AND BANGS
its juz incident #1 of the day.i juz entered e reli crowded 171. had 2 stand of course.
coz no1 was nice enuff 2 let deir seat 2 e old lady here.
anyways.
was juz stading nex 2 phearsa.
n i barely stareted tokin..
e lady dat is sitted down n wearing a poker dotted dress wiv huge sunglassed and bangs (wah. dats a reli long name 4 her huh?:D) looks up at me.
dose shiny sunglasses of hers.
sparkles in the sunlight.
she raises her index finger wich had a manicured red fingernail on it.
(e manicure is e nicest thing i lyk abt her i guess)
put dat finger 2 her lips and goes.
SSSSHHHHHHHH!!
being the oh-so-demure ger.
-chokes-
i actually APOLOGISED n SHUDDUP!
4 a min or 2!
b4 i complained 2 my buddies!
n being e oh-so-nice buddies.
dey ssshhh-ed me up oso!!
THX ALOT!
0 :) I didn't
but well.dey offered me e seat next 2 e pretty hot guy *smiles smiles*
claiming dat lazy bones shud sit!
It's old bones! And who was the one who sat down last?
u guys juz dun dare 2 sit next 2 a guy ryt?
shame on u!
so i shall help myself:D
wich brings me on2 my 3rd pt...
3.GENTLEMEN MAYBE HOT BUT HOT GUYS MAY NT NECESSARILY BE GENTLEMEN!
izit v weird 4 a ger hu is a total stranger 2 sit next 2 a guy dat is a total stranger?
ello?
wad century izit alr?
u still havin e 男女说说不清 thingum?
i have a reli bad feeling dat i got dat rong...
e chi proverb!
-smacks head- 男女授受不亲！
（I think)
buts is so normal.
budden he has 2 be all weird.
putting his hand on the ledge and resting his head on it.
pretending dat hes aslp.
wen hes totally checkin me out!
teehee.
im a ass wiv a high self esteem.
juz ignore me.
want to ignore also cannot (High frequency)
anyways.
he has 2 so pretend!
den e scenery outside is so appealing 2 him all of a sudden.
dun even wna look at me!
ur loss:D
TSK TSK TSK
so we had this "awkward" busride tgth 4 abt a full 30 min b4 he got of at orchard.
wen he was abt 2 pick up his bag.
den did i realise dat i was sitting on his bag strap all along.
wich has tis huge buckle on it!
noeing if i dun move my small ass..ahah..small..ahem
he wudnt be able 2 get up n grab his bag.
so i moved.
so he swung his bag on his shoulder oh-so-kewly
brush pass me.
n left.
WEI!
cant u say excuse me or sry?
n y dint u say anth wen i sat on ur bag strap?
btw.
the buckle which i sat on 4 the full 30min made my ass hurt so bad can!
poor butt:(
And I thought you learnt the lesson of taking care of your butt the other time after training.
if u werent so weird n weirder.
i wud have totally asked 4 ur number!:D
4. MAKE SURE U R GETTING OFF AT E NEXT STOP B4 PRESSING THE STOP BUTTON.TWICE.
we were making our way 2 leisurepark.
n being the od-so-ulu place.
we were pretty lost.
budden we dint wna ask.
coz we r street smart:D
so wen we saw e indoor stadium.
we went all frantic n fought 2 press e stop button.
all eager 2 get off e bus..
OI OI. Cheryl said it was that stop! And i was the only frantic one who pressed the button -.-
SHYT!NT TIS STOP!
exclaims sum1
Edit: Cheryl
*a guy stands up and walks towards e exit*
AH!I WAS PRESSING THE BUTTON 4 E GUY!
Edit: ME (Cheryl's fault! XD)
thx 2 dat guy hu got off at dat stop.
u saved us frm a few mre secs of humiliation and embarrassment...
我累了！
可是还没打打到焦点！
用词不当！重点！
不用紧！
不怕不怕！
我们还能怕什么，除了超声波之外？
我明天再继续！
好戏在后头呢！
晚安!
睡紧！
甜梦！
不要让床虫咬！
喂喂!你在直接翻译吗？
XOXO
我也可以接班啊！；）
