Wednesday, October 15, 2008 . 10/15/2008 11:19:00 PM
我回来了！
有没有想念我？
我知道你们是不会承认的！
anyways.我今天好好开心喔！
有很多话要说。
有很多字要打。
有很多爱要分。
有很多时间要花。
我也不知道我再打什么字。看不懂。
哎呀！我现在是开心到要手足舞蹈。蹦蹦跳跳了！
我用成语呢！； D
是什么时候学的啊？
我借不下去了。
喂！打字也会打错！写！
ok..we will so totally have e speak chinese campaign!
sum1 will b oh so excited...0_0
YES :D
okkaye.back on track.
ITS THE LAZ PPR DOWN!
i do mean the last of the year
lyk no mre touching ppr n pen!
no mre!
!no mre writing!
LALALALALA
i feel the colours coming back..
juz feeling oh so gd...
and e 1st day of freedom...
n i hav gone all insane!!
Aren't the colours already back?
(pokes at the rashes)
KEOYS DAY 1!
ps..keoys-kill end of year stress
we are off 2 KALLANG!
meant 2 b a class outing.
budden its a pathetic 10!
"but at least got me!"says phearsa.
"makes it all dat beta!" says habibah..
*full of sarcasm*
;_; Oi oi! I was being nice okay :)
i cn tell u its such a fruitful day coz i learn t sooooo many things!
n i shall be NICE lyk always :D 2 share wiv u!
*points up* Nice meh ;_;
here goes...
1. DON'T EVER GLUB DOWN A CARTON OF FRUIT JUICE LYK ITS WATER
coz its obviously nt!fruits being the oh-so-healthy thingums.
r full of fibre n whatnots..
drinking a carton of them in lyk 30 min is nt wise at all!
*nods nods*
no1 ever told me dat!
i dint noe a overdosage od fibre wud hav effects!
Oi oi...the drink where got fibre? -.- It's liquid for my goodness sake!
e worst case i have ever faced was drinking 5 vitagens at a go!
coz i wanted 2 try all flavours!
conclusion:
peach is my FAV!
anyways.
i juz felt funny.
let out mre gas den usual.
nt dat i let out alot of gas usually.
n THE END...
budden wen i glubbed down 1.5litres.
w8.
1 carton liddat is 1.5 litres izit?
anyways.
wen it went down my gullet..
nth much happened..
it was abt 4-5 hrs l8r..
i totally started havin e runs...
literally.
everything was running!
i was running to and fro.
the toilet ppr was running all over the floor.
and my lunch n dinner were running out oso!
GOSH!
it felt totally terrible.
i hope giving birth doesnt hurt any worst den tis.
its hell!
its lyk deres a tsunami hitting stomachland.
everything was nt whr it was suppose 2 b.
everything was chaotic!!
i juz felt e churning n e churning..
poor stomachland ppl...
lyk my baked rice wiv pork.
dat was nice!
n the chicken pie...
n the WEIRDEST thing is dat i will only feel that wen i stand!
and once i run all the way 2 e toilet..
*itemediate steps*
and sit on the toilet bowl.
everything goes away.
i feel fine:D
and the delighted me thot i was alright.
wen i barely made out of the toilet.
the tsunami strikes agn!
Interesting effect. -scribbles it down in the medical journal-
so i tried another position!
i shall SQUAT on the toilet bowl!
apparently it kinda worked budden it was reli awkward.
balancing was a huge prob!
cant imagine dose acrobats walkin on wires wiv umbrellas or sth liddat!
i dint find em dat amazing den.
but now im lyk...HOW IN E WORLD DID U DO DAT?
i miss the squats all of a sudden.
neh fancied em ever since the toilet bowl made an appearance.
but i guess dey still exist 4 a reason:D
Squat ones nicer okay!
so juz dun b stupid k.
muz take in small amts.
if nt u will pay.
BIG TIME!!
2.DON"T STAND ARD A LADY DAT IS SITTED DOWN N IS WEARING A POKER DOTTED DRESS WIV HUGE SUNGLASSES AND BANGS
its juz incident #1 of the day.i juz entered e reli crowded 171. had 2 stand of course.
coz no1 was nice enuff 2 let deir seat 2 e old lady here.
anyways.
was juz stading nex 2 phearsa.
n i barely stareted tokin..
e lady dat is sitted down n wearing a poker dotted dress wiv huge sunglassed and bangs (wah. dats a reli long name 4 her huh?:D) looks up at me.
dose shiny sunglasses of hers.
sparkles in the sunlight.
she raises her index finger wich had a manicured red fingernail on it.
(e manicure is e nicest thing i lyk abt her i guess)
put dat finger 2 her lips and goes.
SSSSHHHHHHHH!!
being the oh-so-demure ger.
-chokes-
i actually APOLOGISED n SHUDDUP!
4 a min or 2!
b4 i complained 2 my buddies!
n being e oh-so-nice buddies.
dey ssshhh-ed me up oso!!
THX ALOT!
0 :) I didn't
but well.dey offered me e seat next 2 e pretty hot guy *smiles smiles*
claiming dat lazy bones shud sit!
It's old bones! And who was the one who sat down last?
u guys juz dun dare 2 sit next 2 a guy ryt?
shame on u!
so i shall help myself:D
wich brings me on2 my 3rd pt...
3.GENTLEMEN MAYBE HOT BUT HOT GUYS MAY NT NECESSARILY BE GENTLEMEN!
izit v weird 4 a ger hu is a total stranger 2 sit next 2 a guy dat is a total stranger?
ello?
wad century izit alr?
u still havin e 男女说说不清 thingum?
i have a reli bad feeling dat i got dat rong...
e chi proverb!
-smacks head- 男女授受不亲！
（I think)
buts is so normal.
budden he has 2 be all weird.
putting his hand on the ledge and resting his head on it.
pretending dat hes aslp.
wen hes totally checkin me out!
teehee.
im a ass wiv a high self esteem.
juz ignore me.
want to ignore also cannot (High frequency)
anyways.
he has 2 so pretend!
den e scenery outside is so appealing 2 him all of a sudden.
dun even wna look at me!
ur loss:D
TSK TSK TSK
so we had this "awkward" busride tgth 4 abt a full 30 min b4 he got of at orchard.
wen he was abt 2 pick up his bag.
den did i realise dat i was sitting on his bag strap all along.
wich has tis huge buckle on it!
noeing if i dun move my small ass..ahah..small..ahem
he wudnt be able 2 get up n grab his bag.
so i moved.
so he swung his bag on his shoulder oh-so-kewly
brush pass me.
n left.
WEI!
cant u say excuse me or sry?
n y dint u say anth wen i sat on ur bag strap?
btw.
the buckle which i sat on 4 the full 30min made my ass hurt so bad can!
poor butt:(
And I thought you learnt the lesson of taking care of your butt the other time after training.
if u werent so weird n weirder.
i wud have totally asked 4 ur number!:D
4. MAKE SURE U R GETTING OFF AT E NEXT STOP B4 PRESSING THE STOP BUTTON.TWICE.
we were making our way 2 leisurepark.
n being the od-so-ulu place.
we were pretty lost.
budden we dint wna ask.
coz we r street smart:D
so wen we saw e indoor stadium.
we went all frantic n fought 2 press e stop button.
all eager 2 get off e bus..
OI OI. Cheryl said it was that stop! And i was the only frantic one who pressed the button -.-
SHYT!NT TIS STOP!
exclaims sum1
Edit: Cheryl
*a guy stands up and walks towards e exit*
AH!I WAS PRESSING THE BUTTON 4 E GUY!
Edit: ME (Cheryl's fault! XD)
thx 2 dat guy hu got off at dat stop.
u saved us frm a few mre secs of humiliation and embarrassment...
我累了！
可是还没打打到焦点！
用词不当！重点！
不用紧！
不怕不怕！
我们还能怕什么，除了超声波之外？
我明天再继续！
好戏在后头呢！
晚安!
睡紧！
甜梦！
不要让床虫咬！
喂喂!你在直接翻译吗？
XOXO
我也可以接班啊！；）
有没有想念我？
我知道你们是不会承认的！
anyways.我今天好好开心喔！
有很多话要说。
有很多字要打。
有很多爱要分。
有很多时间要花。
我也不知道我再打什么字。看不懂。
哎呀！我现在是开心到要手足舞蹈。蹦蹦跳跳了！
我用成语呢！； D
是什么时候学的啊？
我借不下去了。
喂！打字也会打错！写！
ok..we will so totally have e speak chinese campaign!
sum1 will b oh so excited...0_0
YES :D
okkaye.back on track.
ITS THE LAZ PPR DOWN!
i do mean the last of the year
lyk no mre touching ppr n pen!
no mre!
!no mre writing!
LALALALALA
i feel the colours coming back..
juz feeling oh so gd...
and e 1st day of freedom...
n i hav gone all insane!!
Aren't the colours already back?
(pokes at the rashes)
KEOYS DAY 1!
ps..keoys-kill end of year stress
we are off 2 KALLANG!
meant 2 b a class outing.
budden its a pathetic 10!
"but at least got me!"says phearsa.
"makes it all dat beta!" says habibah..
*full of sarcasm*
;_; Oi oi! I was being nice okay :)
i cn tell u its such a fruitful day coz i learn t sooooo many things!
n i shall be NICE lyk always :D 2 share wiv u!
*points up* Nice meh ;_;
here goes...
1. DON'T EVER GLUB DOWN A CARTON OF FRUIT JUICE LYK ITS WATER
coz its obviously nt!fruits being the oh-so-healthy thingums.
r full of fibre n whatnots..
drinking a carton of them in lyk 30 min is nt wise at all!
*nods nods*
no1 ever told me dat!
i dint noe a overdosage od fibre wud hav effects!
Oi oi...the drink where got fibre? -.- It's liquid for my goodness sake!
e worst case i have ever faced was drinking 5 vitagens at a go!
coz i wanted 2 try all flavours!
conclusion:
peach is my FAV!
anyways.
i juz felt funny.
let out mre gas den usual.
nt dat i let out alot of gas usually.
n THE END...
budden wen i glubbed down 1.5litres.
w8.
1 carton liddat is 1.5 litres izit?
anyways.
wen it went down my gullet..
nth much happened..
it was abt 4-5 hrs l8r..
i totally started havin e runs...
literally.
everything was running!
i was running to and fro.
the toilet ppr was running all over the floor.
and my lunch n dinner were running out oso!
GOSH!
it felt totally terrible.
i hope giving birth doesnt hurt any worst den tis.
its hell!
its lyk deres a tsunami hitting stomachland.
everything was nt whr it was suppose 2 b.
everything was chaotic!!
i juz felt e churning n e churning..
poor stomachland ppl...
lyk my baked rice wiv pork.
dat was nice!
n the chicken pie...
n the WEIRDEST thing is dat i will only feel that wen i stand!
and once i run all the way 2 e toilet..
*itemediate steps*
and sit on the toilet bowl.
everything goes away.
i feel fine:D
and the delighted me thot i was alright.
wen i barely made out of the toilet.
the tsunami strikes agn!
Interesting effect. -scribbles it down in the medical journal-
so i tried another position!
i shall SQUAT on the toilet bowl!
apparently it kinda worked budden it was reli awkward.
balancing was a huge prob!
cant imagine dose acrobats walkin on wires wiv umbrellas or sth liddat!
i dint find em dat amazing den.
but now im lyk...HOW IN E WORLD DID U DO DAT?
i miss the squats all of a sudden.
neh fancied em ever since the toilet bowl made an appearance.
but i guess dey still exist 4 a reason:D
Squat ones nicer okay!
so juz dun b stupid k.
muz take in small amts.
if nt u will pay.
BIG TIME!!
2.DON"T STAND ARD A LADY DAT IS SITTED DOWN N IS WEARING A POKER DOTTED DRESS WIV HUGE SUNGLASSES AND BANGS
its juz incident #1 of the day.i juz entered e reli crowded 171. had 2 stand of course.
coz no1 was nice enuff 2 let deir seat 2 e old lady here.
anyways.
was juz stading nex 2 phearsa.
n i barely stareted tokin..
e lady dat is sitted down n wearing a poker dotted dress wiv huge sunglassed and bangs (wah. dats a reli long name 4 her huh?:D) looks up at me.
dose shiny sunglasses of hers.
sparkles in the sunlight.
she raises her index finger wich had a manicured red fingernail on it.
(e manicure is e nicest thing i lyk abt her i guess)
put dat finger 2 her lips and goes.
SSSSHHHHHHHH!!
being the oh-so-demure ger.
-chokes-
i actually APOLOGISED n SHUDDUP!
4 a min or 2!
b4 i complained 2 my buddies!
n being e oh-so-nice buddies.
dey ssshhh-ed me up oso!!
THX ALOT!
0 :) I didn't
but well.dey offered me e seat next 2 e pretty hot guy *smiles smiles*
claiming dat lazy bones shud sit!
It's old bones! And who was the one who sat down last?
u guys juz dun dare 2 sit next 2 a guy ryt?
shame on u!
so i shall help myself:D
wich brings me on2 my 3rd pt...
3.GENTLEMEN MAYBE HOT BUT HOT GUYS MAY NT NECESSARILY BE GENTLEMEN!
izit v weird 4 a ger hu is a total stranger 2 sit next 2 a guy dat is a total stranger?
ello?
wad century izit alr?
u still havin e 男女说说不清 thingum?
i have a reli bad feeling dat i got dat rong...
e chi proverb!
-smacks head- 男女授受不亲！
（I think)
buts is so normal.
budden he has 2 be all weird.
putting his hand on the ledge and resting his head on it.
pretending dat hes aslp.
wen hes totally checkin me out!
teehee.
im a ass wiv a high self esteem.
juz ignore me.
want to ignore also cannot (High frequency)
anyways.
he has 2 so pretend!
den e scenery outside is so appealing 2 him all of a sudden.
dun even wna look at me!
ur loss:D
TSK TSK TSK
so we had this "awkward" busride tgth 4 abt a full 30 min b4 he got of at orchard.
wen he was abt 2 pick up his bag.
den did i realise dat i was sitting on his bag strap all along.
wich has tis huge buckle on it!
noeing if i dun move my small ass..ahah..small..ahem
he wudnt be able 2 get up n grab his bag.
so i moved.
so he swung his bag on his shoulder oh-so-kewly
brush pass me.
n left.
WEI!
cant u say excuse me or sry?
n y dint u say anth wen i sat on ur bag strap?
btw.
the buckle which i sat on 4 the full 30min made my ass hurt so bad can!
poor butt:(
And I thought you learnt the lesson of taking care of your butt the other time after training.
if u werent so weird n weirder.
i wud have totally asked 4 ur number!:D
4. MAKE SURE U R GETTING OFF AT E NEXT STOP B4 PRESSING THE STOP BUTTON.TWICE.
we were making our way 2 leisurepark.
n being the od-so-ulu place.
we were pretty lost.
budden we dint wna ask.
coz we r street smart:D
so wen we saw e indoor stadium.
we went all frantic n fought 2 press e stop button.
all eager 2 get off e bus..
OI OI. Cheryl said it was that stop! And i was the only frantic one who pressed the button -.-
SHYT!NT TIS STOP!
exclaims sum1
Edit: Cheryl
*a guy stands up and walks towards e exit*
AH!I WAS PRESSING THE BUTTON 4 E GUY!
Edit: ME (Cheryl's fault! XD)
thx 2 dat guy hu got off at dat stop.
u saved us frm a few mre secs of humiliation and embarrassment...
我累了！
可是还没打打到焦点！
用词不当！重点！
不用紧！
不怕不怕！
我们还能怕什么，除了超声波之外？
我明天再继续！
好戏在后头呢！
晚安!
睡紧！
甜梦！
不要让床虫咬！
喂喂!你在直接翻译吗？
XOXO
我也可以接班啊！；）
